Say NO to ponchos

The famous Manolo saw Martha Stewart dressed in a dingy poncho, and now is promoting a NO PONCHO oath to prevent furthur photos of similar atrocious fashion trends.

The Manolo No-Poncho Pledge
“I (insert the name here) swear on the head and/or the grave of my sainted granny to never wear, buy, knit, crochet, or fashion from the old throw rug, the poncho. And if the poncho it is given to me as the gift, I will graciously thank the giver and then, when she has left, put the poncho into the dog’s bed and/or the trash as the case she may be. Only by doing these things faithfully can I help end for the good of the humanity the scourge that is the poncho. So help me Manolo.”

Manolo says, it is indeed sad that is has come to this point.

AGGGH THE SEVENTIES ARE BACK THE SEVENTIES ARE BACK...