Friday, March 24, 2006

Slow news day

Lots of nonsense in the headlines....so I will summarize them so you don't have to wade thru GoogleNews.

Good news: Hostages freed...unlike many "anti war" groups which are actually only anti American, this group is pacifist...for example, they also have teams in Burundi, and Canada...(The Canada teams sound like a joke: but actually they are helping the indigenous from exploitation)...but not, alas, in Sudan...

Bad News: the easter bunny has been banned...and next on the list, Pipe Organs...

Good news: Swindler caught.
Bad news: NYTimes admit they didn't check out her colourful and false tale before printing it...

Good News: Ridicule works as a weapon against terror.
Bad News: Ridicule not only will get your entire country boycotted, but will lead to certain actors to quit in protest.
Good news: SouthPark fans might boycott MI3...if this succeeds, we will be spared MI4...

And note to Walgreens: Patients who are bipolar anxious depressed paranoid psychotics tend to get angry if you call them crazy...try using abbreviations like we docs do. The scariest part of the story: Patient claims she had a "secret clearance at work"...
Gee, that really makes me feel secure about the FBI ability to do security checks...

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