Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Is that what's worrying you, Boinkie?

Worried about about Snakes on a Plane?
Well, the real danger is Models on a plane...

Worried about the NSA snoops overhearing you talk about bombing Denver?
Well, what you really have to worry about is telling Jewish Jokes in Boulder...

Worried that your tinfoil hat might not work?
Well, move to England, which is a UFO free zone...
Guess they saw THIS....

Worried about dental plaque?
Well, if you don't have dental floss, a screwdriver or scissors will do...

Worries about insomnia keeping you up at night?
Well, help is on the way...mp3linkhere

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