Thursday, December 07, 2006

How to win in Iraq

a three-step plan to solve the crisis:

1) Bomb the Mosques
2) Seal the Borders
3) Slaughter al-Sadr

Mr. Gates, former director of the CIA, said he would counsel President George Bush to abandon his “stay the course” strategy in favor of what is known, in military terminology, as “find the evil people who hate you and kill them.”

“Civil war is not breaking out in Iraq,” Mr. Gates said, “civil war is breaking in.”

To end the foreign-funded fighting, and to protect the only democracy in the heart of the Muslim world, he said his Pentagon would “nail the evil, murderous ringleaders as well as the foreign governments who supply them with men, money and materiel.”

(alas, it's not real, it's Scrappleface)

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