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Banned in Britain:
80 year old athlete no longer will be allowed to run up a down-escalators because it is too dangerous.

Guess he should try something safer, like jogging in traffic.
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Wash your feet,
Honey bees are disappearing...no, not global warming but a tiny mite.
Insecticides are not working too well...the possible solution?
A tiny foot bath full of anti mite fungus at the entrance to the hive.

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How to get medicine past the blood brain barrier:
Viagra
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Floods in New Mexico...
wonder if my old house is still there...

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Is the Yeti real?
Brits plan DNA analysis to be done on some yeti hair to see if they can identify where it came from .