Warning: There will be no end of the world on 12-21-2012 at 11:11
GMT. Please stay calm and proceed with your lives as usual. After
intense negotiations and a secret call to the Supreme Being the
President of the Russian Feeration Vladimir Putin has made arrangements
to move the date by 4.5 million years. Although the President did not
say exactly when the end will occur we are asking you to please make no
plans for the year 4,502,012 A.D. We will inform you of the exact date
when it is made available....