a Phantom thread is about a guy who verbally abuses his girlfriend, and then falls in love with her when she poisons him.
but the bimbo in the grey series is even kinkier:
50 shades got married, and the feministas are in tears.
What began as a leather-bound power struggle between two lovers in a wealthy dominant's sex lair, has now dissolved in a cold Long Island Iced tea, as our two stars trot towards domestic bliss.
which is just as believable as the dream of HarliQuin's about domestic bliss with the joker.
but for you nerds who don't like violence, a freeper put up this joke on how to torture your girlfriend: