Headlines below the fold

Catholic bishops to stop funding ACORN
no, not because the funds will go to support Obama, but over an embezellment cover up...
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Crack Investigation squad looking into the PNP money scandal...
keystone cops keeping busy...

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Bioethics continues to deteriorate.
Veggie RIghts movement...suicides being helped, even in the young...forget brain death, just take the organs...
and then there is the whoops factor...
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Drug war in Mexico getting wicked...
wicked is as wicked does, dude.

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Want to get rid of an unruly teenager?
drop them off in Nebraska...
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and the really big story of the day: Paltrow backs Madonna in her divorce action...
am I the only one on the planet worrying whose caring for the "token black" orphan she adopted?