Seven habits of not so effective people

1. Be Late: if they can’t find you, they can’t bother you with their silly little problems.

2. Delegate: a task delegated is a task completed. Now, someone else has to worry about it.

3. Equivocate: Motto “They won’t be able to pin that on me.”

4. Objurgate: Often, you can argue your way out of an action item.

5. Complicate: If they can’t figure out what the problem is, maybe they’ll forget there’s a problem.

6. Obliterate: If you can’t beat it, have some plausible deniability.

7. Celebrate: The end of the day! Another day, another delay.

From Abovetheworldblog