Catholic joke of the day

Father O'Malley answers the phone.
'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?'
'It is!'
'This is the Tax Dept. Can you help us?'
'I can!'
'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?'
'I do! '
'Is he a member of your congregation?'
'He is!'
'Did he donate $10,000 to the church?'
'He will.'

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