Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 01, 2011

Gift item of the day


a "poop mananger" app for your iphone.

LINK


Description

Baby Manager help you with your new born child.

* Add all your babies
* Create new milk bottles or Feeding Session for them
* See all kind of statistic to see how often your baby needs to eat, how much he/she drinks per day ...
* Manage all the diapers

And take part in our brand new game : DIAPER CHALLENGER !
* Time you when you change the diaper. And discover who between mom, dad, grand-parents is the more efficient when it come to changing a diaper !
* Share your best time on Twitter or Facebook !


headsup Dave Barry

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Gertrude and Heathcliff

Heathcliff, as acted by Lawrence Olivier, is a romantic hero.

But this Heathcliff the Seagull is also famous.
Heathcliffe: Tell me Gertie, What's a polygon?
Gertrude: A polygon is a dead parrot.
Heathcliffe: I heard Peter Rabbit went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled, and they wouldn't give him any Novocain.
Gertrude: Because Peter Rabbit is an Ether bunny!

Did you know I can't find any real Red Skelton on You tube? Sigh.

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Oh my....he's not on Youtube but Internet archives has some of his old shows to download. LINK