Monday, April 22, 2013

Brush up your Shakespeare

Random Shakespearean Insulter webpage:

why post ordinary F words to curse people in the comments?
Copy an insult from the master himself!


the Bard
Thou odiferous fly-bitten foot-licker!

Thou misbegotten toad-spotted clack-dish!

I scorn you, scurvy companion. What, you poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen mate! Away, you moldy rogue, away!

Thou currish malmsey-nosed fustilarian!

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