Random Shakespearean Insulter webpage:
why post ordinary F words to curse people in the comments?
Copy an insult from the master himself!
Thou odiferous fly-bitten foot-licker!
Thou misbegotten toad-spotted clack-dish!
I scorn you, scurvy companion. What, you poor, base, rascally, cheating, lack-linen mate! Away, you moldy rogue, away!
Thou currish malmsey-nosed fustilarian!