Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?
A: Egg-zosted!
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare dryer!
Q: "Why are you studying your Easter candy?"
A: "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
A: It took ears off his life!
Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
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