Tuesday, January 26, 2016

PSST: Investment tips of the week

Investment tips for 2016

 Watch for these consolidations later on this year:

 1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

 2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros. and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

 3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

 4.) Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

 5.) FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

 6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.

 7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

 8.) Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW. And finally...

9.) Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang.

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