National Wear Red Day
Ah, but your red dress clashes with your pink ribbon and your blue and yellow bracelets. And make sure it matches your Kabbalah string bracelet...
No wonder one of the sponsors is Macy's...(scroll down on the right)...
and, of course, another sponsor is a drug company who sells anti cholesterol medicines...
When I read of such non sequitor movements, I am reminded of Allen Sherman's story of why he was fat...
"Hail to thee, fat person, you kept us out of war"
(but you look lousy in that red dress)...
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