Sick, sick, sick

Which is sicker?
This or this?

Of course, if I was going to inherit a couple million dollars instead of being stuck caring for a foul mouthed over the hill brain addled drug addict maybe I'd celebrate his demise too...notice the article says they had a fight before his "suicide"? Easier and cheaper for her than divorce...

Sorry about all the morbid posts, but I picked these up looking for something humerous...