Monday, September 26, 2005

God talk

(Email from my brother)

Here's a list of all variations of the "God Speaks" billboards. The
billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine
print or sponsoring organization is included. These are
awesome...enjoy.

Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. -God
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C'mon over and bring the kids.-God
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What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?-God
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We need to talk. -God
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Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer. -God
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Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. -God
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That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing...I meant it. -God
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I love you and you and you and you and... -God
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Will the road you're on get you to my place? -God
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Follow me. -God
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Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding. -God
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My way is the highway. -God
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Need directions? - God
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You think it's hot here? -God
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Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. -God
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Do you have any idea where you're going? -God
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(And my personal favorite...)

Don't make me come down there. -God