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- Why are crocodiles brown and flat?
- Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.
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- What do fish say when they hit a wall?
- Damn!
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- Why don't blind people like to skydive?
- It scares the heck out of the dogs.
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- What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school?
- Bison!
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- April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring?
- Pilgrims.
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- What do they use frozen band-aids for?
- Cold cuts.