Really bad jokes

#761

• Why are crocodiles brown and flat?
• Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.

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#762

• What do fish say when they hit a wall?
• Damn!

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#763

• Why don't blind people like to skydive?
• It scares the heck out of the dogs.

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#764

• What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school?
• Bison!

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#765

• April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring?
• Pilgrims.

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#766

• What do they use frozen band-aids for?
• Cold cuts.