In chess, Jack Bauer can checkmate you in 1 move...
Jack Bauer makes onions cry.
Don't ask what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike bar...
Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
While being 'put under' in the hospital, Jack Bauer can count backwards from 100 every time. This annoys the doctors.
David Spade always says 'yes' to Jack Bauer when he wants to redeem his credit card miles.
Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
Jack Bauer has no problem following orders, unless you tell him to do something he doesn't want to.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.......
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