Engineer Jokes

To the optimist, the glass is half full. ! To the pessimist, the glass is
half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons and civil engineers build targets.
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The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an arts political science degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"