Headlines of the day

Hitchens, a leftist iconoclastic Brit, blows up the PC spin on the Niger story...
Well, anyone who hates both Bill Clinton and Mother Teresa can't be all bad...

Bishop Cunneen says semi-nude jelly wrestling is an odd way to commemorate Easter.
(presumably, completely nude jello wrestling would be fine).

ABC News tells us about the secret weapon that won WWII....
Prunes: They're not just for constipation anymore.

Cheetah the Chimp celebrated his 74th birthday.
Asked about his typical day, Westfall said one of Cheeta's favorite activities is riding around with him in the car.
He has outsourced his job swinging thru the trees to Robonovo-1
And Mrs. Cheetah has announced that she is filing for divorce and plans to marry Koko...

And how was YOUR day?