Imagine ourselves, women...

Yahoo thinks women's issues mean...the same thing as you find in Harlequin romances: fairy tales where rich attractive women find handsome lovers in exotic locations...

Upper middle class women talking about deciding to be a novelist...Token Asian is a reporter who travels all around the world complains about balancing work and friendships....Actress discussing getting started in Hollywood...very basic practical financial advice (save $100 a week) for fluff heads... Let's imagine ourselves, women...don't work hard, don't study, merely imagine your wish and it will come true...

Hmmm...wonder if Michele Malkin knows about this....

But maybe they should try articles on problems women face in real world...

for example, try finding a D cups in China...or the Philippines.

And remember how your teachers told you not to chew gum? Well, if you thought SHE was strict, read THIS...

And for all you women who have to clean the house, try imagining your very own housekeeper, here ....Caution not work friendly....via DaveBarry of course.

And when you travel to exotic places like the Mall of America, watch out for potentially dangerous food like Popcorn... Oh my...LINK2 actually, it's quite a nasty disease...wonder why it took them so long to notice these "clusters" since it's not a common disease...

Of course, most women are religious in one way or another. But after a night on the town, it's hard to attend mass with a hangover...So try Two Beer Bible Study...yup. sounds good to me...

And don't forget, spilling McDonald's hot coffee on yourself when you drive is SOOOOO passe...spill hot expresso instead...