Marxist quotes

A man is as old as the women he feels.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Here's to our wives and girlfriends... May they never meet.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.