Friday, May 05, 2006

Bad news/Good News

Bad news: al-Zarqawi releases video tape including a staged "Rambo" scene where he shoots at the Infidel....
Good news: US Army finds the video outtakes and plans to release them as a comedy reel.

Hmmm...Dr. Tom seems to be making a name for himself. Not following the "porkbusters" stuff, but he seems to be shaking up the place. Way to go, Doc. And when you're done there, could you give Gloria a few lessons? Or help this guy out?

Hmmm...St Peggy thinks not executing Moussaoui sends the wrong message
Suggestion: Maybe we can get Patrick Kennedy drive him to prison...

Bad news: MTV Germany is broadcasting the rabid antiCatholic cartoon Popetown...and the German press, showing it's sensitivity toward religious ridicule, frames this as "Catholic church has Popetown in it's sights".
Good news: Unlike certain other religions, one should not expect suicide bomber nuns destroying MTV headquarters or rioters in the streets of Washington, Rome, and Manila destroying the German embassy.



Bad news: Jane Fonda was just hired as the face of L'Oreal.(send complaints HERE)
Good news: This is the face of L'Oreal...>>

Oh well. It could have been worse. They could have hired Helen Thomas.

Hint to Jane: Use one of THESE...

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