"For years Gnomes have been forced into a Gnomadic life by global deforestation, only to fall prey to an ever growing (and fattening) domestic cat population. Now is the time to act and save these vertically challanged forest dwellers from being jellymeat on the hoof!
"This low cost prefabricated housing option will provide Gnomres everywhere - especially your garden - with a safe, comfortable and attractive dwelling in only minutes.
"Don't let your back yard be a hunting place for your already chubby moggy, give the Gnomes a home to go to. Your kids will love you and future archeologists will be baffled..."
(heads up from Silentrunning)
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