Bad news: US Universities never heard of him....Todd Gitlin, call your office...
Good news: Moussaoui gets life, not death.
Bad News: No virgins for him...
Good news: New Orleans now has an evacuation plan...way to go, Mayor Nagin.
Bad News: They can't take Fluffy into the buses.
Good News: They found a Philippine judge who didn't take bribes.
Bad News: He was fired because he could see the future, and consulted mystic dwarfs...
Good news: Boy fights off kidnapper using a pencil.
Bad news: Airport security will now confiscate all pencils.
Good news: Hollywood's first female president wins award.
Bad news: The UN doesn't realize she isn't really the president, she just plays one on TV.
Even worse news: She just got impeached.
Good news: The NYTimes finally noticed Zimbabwe ...Article on inflation, but no mention that Mugabe's socialist policies destroyed that country. LINK
Bad news: They didn't cover the Miss Biggie Zimbabwe contest...
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