Tuesday, May 23, 2006

International Earth-Destruction Advisory Board

EARTH-DESTRUCTION ALERT LEVEL: GREEN

Current Earth-Destruction Status

A "Green" Earth-Destruction Alert Level (EDA Level) indicates that the Earth has not been destroyed. This is the default EDA Level in peacetime. In the event of the Earth being destroyed, the EDA Level will change to "Red".


And, on April 1, they posted a "red" webpage...

EARTH-DESTRUCTION ALERT LEVEL: RED

Current Earth-Destruction Status

It is our duty to inform you that as of 11:06:54pm UTC on March 31, 2006, the Earth has been destroyed.

The destruction of Earth was first reported by Mr. Bostick C. Beard of Errington, Utah, United States, who spotted that his home-made seismic Earth Detector had ceased to give readings at around 11:10pm (4:10pm local time). Several other amateur geocide spotters noticed this at the same time but Mr. Beard was the first to place a telephone call to the IEDAB's Geocide Hotline (+44 115 09Ω 4127, ask for Phil) at which point IEDAB officials performed an emergency check of their own instrumentation and verified Mr. Beard's report, as well as fixing the exact time of geocide.

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Update: If you are not sure if the earth has been destroyed or not, I've posted the advisory to the left...

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