Sermon of the day

Missed church due to the heat and asthma...

So I will post the sermon of the day from Father San Luis:
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THE LIGHTER SIDE. Every time Mrs. Reyes would invite her husband to go to church, he always says, "Just represent me in the church; anyway, we’re husband and wife."
Both met an accident and found themselves knocking at the door of heaven.
St. Peter opened the gate and exclaimed: "Oh Mr. and Mrs. Reyes welcome to heaven! Come in Mrs. Reyes." Mr. Reyes was about to follow.
St. Peter said: "Ooops, I’m sorry Mr. Reyes, but Mrs. Reyes represents you. In the meantime, they’re waiting for you in hell."
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Did you hear about the man who spent his life collecting memorabilia of Wonder Woman, Joan of Arc and Florence Nightingale?
He was called a "Heroine Addict."
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And did you hear about the comedian who incorporated himself? He became a laughing stock.
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LONG HOMILY. An elderly nearsighted priest removed his glasses before making a homily even though he was practically blind without them.
One evening Mass, he preached and went on and on, so long, in fact, that one by one his audience left. Finally, he reached the end of his longdrawn homily and asked, "What more can I say?"
From the rear of the hall, a voice was heard, "Father, I’m the janitor. Say ‘Amen’ so I can turn off the lights, close the doors and go home now?"