Conspiracy theory

Dilbert is about the absurdities of being a bureaucrat, and Dilbertblog points out the upside of Conspiracy theories:

My favorite conspiracy theory is the one that says the world is being run by a handful of ultra-rich capitalists, and that our elected governments are mere puppets. I sure hope it’s true. Otherwise my survival depends on hordes of clueless goobers electing competent leaders....The only way I can get to sleep at night is by imagining a secret cabal of highly competent puppetmasters who are handling the important decisions while our elected politicians debate flag burning and the definition of marriage.It’s the only explanation for how the governments of the world could be staffed with morons and yet everything still runs okay..

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