Need to adopt a baby of a politically correct race, but can't afford the cost of bribing local officials?Well, do I have an offer for you.
Adopt your very own Alien Baby...
"...Found wandering alone outside Area 51, Alien Baby Puppet has seen one too many adventures in its short life. It's inconsolable as it cries to be rescued by its own kind. Press the hidden button and a pitiful, otherworldly sobbing begins..."
And unlike genuine imitation babies adopted by other aging rock stars, this one won't grow up to be an inconvenient teenager in ten or twelve years.
(oh yes, I know, shame on me for being snotty...but you know, as an adoptive mother the whole episode smacks of being merely another narcissitic publicity stunt. You do NOT go to adopt taking your press agent. )
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