Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Boomers turn 60...oy veh

Some of the artists of the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to appeal to us aging baby boomers.

Revised lyrics you're like to hear include:

1. Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

2. The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

3. Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

4. Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

5. Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.

6. Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.

7. The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

8. Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

9. Abba--- Denture Queen.

10. Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again.

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