Ten ways to tell if your Startrek Captain is a Redneck

1) Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.
2) He paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles.
3) You have a shuttle called "Billy Joe Bob."
4) He refers to Klingons as "Critters."
5) He refers to Photon Torpedoes as "Popguns."
6) He has the sensor array repaired with a bent coat hanger and aluminum foil.
7) His moonshine is stronger than Romulan Ale.
8) He hangs fuzzy dice over the view screen.
9) He keeps a six-pack under his command chair and a gun rack above it.
10) He says "Yee-Ha!" instead of "Engage."