Sunday, November 19, 2006

Headlines below the fold

Mark Steyn on global warming:

"... "We are," warns Al Gore portentously, "altering the balance of energy between our planet and the rest of the universe."... The "balance of energy" between Earth and "the rest of the universe"? You wouldn't happen to have the statistical evidence for that, would you? Universal "balance of energy" graphs for 1940 and 1873?"
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John Bolton speaks the truth to the UN.
Note to Israel: You now have six friends in the world. The USA, Australia, the Marshall Islands, Micronesia, Nauru and Palau...
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European bureaucrats makes meatpacking company change the name for their sausages because ...Welsh Dragon sausages are NOT made of dragon meat....
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Tired after heavy exercize? Try chocolate milk LINK
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Latest disease: LINK...it is caused by chronic heat application. We used to see it over the back or in front of the legs from sitting in front of a fire, but now we are starting to see it...from laptop computers.
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Philippine headlines are about dropping trade barriers, but what everyone is waiting for...is the Paquiao-Morales fight...as the Manila Bulletin puts it:

in his homeland of the Philippines, traffic is going to stand still, morning church-goers will opt to attend the afternoon service and the crime rate in the hours the fight is being shown on TV should register a zero incidence...

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