Senile kitty disease and other stories below the fold

Cats get Alzheimers....what do they call it? Senile Kitty disease?
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97% of websites "fail handicapped" people...what they mean is that blind people can't see pictures in popup ads.
Hey, why should they not have to suffer with popup ads for cybersex like the rest of us...
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The most popular Yahoo search? Britney...search number two? WWE wrestling...
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And here's something people don't die from anymore: Being freightened to death by fairies...Freeperlink or Original link
Deaths taken out of the Register of Lamplugh from Janry ye 1 1656 to Janry ye 1 1663

* On a five bar gate, stag hunters: 4
* Two Duels, first fot [fought] with frying pan and pitchforks: 1
* Second between a 3 footed stool and a brown jug: 1
* Kild [killed] at Kelton fell raices [races]: 3
* Knocked on the head at Cockfight: 2
* Crost [crossed] in love: 1
* Broke his neck robbing a hen roost: 1
* took cold sleeping at Church: 11
* hanged for clipping and coyning: 7
* of a sprain in his shouldr by saving his dog at bul bate [bull bait]: 1
* Mrs Lamplughs cordial water: 2
* Knocked on ye head with a quart bottle: 1
* Frighted to Death by faries: 4
* Of strong October at the hall: 14
* Bewitched: 7
* Broke a vein in bawling for a knight of ye shire: 1
* Old women drowned upon trial for witchcraft: 3
* Climbing a crows nest: 1
* Led into a horse pond by a will of the whisp: 1
* Over eat himself at a house warming: 1
* Died of a fright in an Excersise of ye traind bands: 1
* By the Parsons bull: 2
* Vagrant beggars worried by Esqr Lamplughs housedog: 2
* Choked with eating barley: 4
* Old age: 57

Yup...they don't make death certificates like they used to...