The inbox of Nardo Pace, the Empire's worst engineer

The visuals of the StarWars saga are wonderful, but they are a bit...weird from an engineering point of view.
TechRepublic links to the Inbox of the Empire's engineer, with questions about his designs.

Subject breathing device too fuckin LOUD
From Lord Vader
Date A Long Time Ago 12:20 AM
To Nardo Pace

yo hey i still dont understand whats going on with this thing

can u put a knob on my breather apperatis so i can turn down the volume when im in the library or sneakin up on maintenence droids? why did u put a speaker on this thing in the first place lol