- Laws of Procrastination:
- Procrastination shortens the job and places the responsibility for its termination on someone else (the authority who imposed the deadline).
- It reduces anxiety by reducing the expected quality of the project from the best of all possible efforts to the best that can be expected given the limited time.
- Status is gained in the eyes of others, and in one's own eyes, because it is assumed that the importance of the work justifies the stress.
- Avoidance of interruptions including the assignment of other duties can be achieved, so that the obviously stressed worker can concentrate on the single effort.
- Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that there is nothing important to do.
- It may eliminate the job if the need passes before the job can be done.
- Productivity Equation:
- The productivity, P, of a group of people is:
- P = N x T x (.55 - .00005 x N x (N - 1) )
- where N is the number of people in the group and T is the number of hours in a work period....
- Project scheduling "99" rule
- The first 90 percent of the task takes 90 percent of the time. The last 10 percent takes the other 90 percent.
Wednesday, July 04, 2007
Happy 4th of July. Time to procrastinateh
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