Short but funny

Aspire to inspire before you expire.

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Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

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Blessed are those who can give without remembering
And take without forgetting.

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The irony of life is that, by the time
You're old enough to know your way
Around, you're not going anywhere.

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God made man before woman so as to give him time to think
Of an answer for her first question.

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The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:

"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides,
flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to
another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are
we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of
Allegiance?"

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