Catholic Haloween Joke

> A cabbie picks up a Nun.
>
> She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome
> Cab driver won't stop staring at her.
>
> She asks him why he is staring.
>
> He replies:
> 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'
>
> She answers,
> 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
> And have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
> Hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
> Say or ask that I would find offensive.'
>
> 'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'
>
> She responds,
> 'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have
> To be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'
>
> The cab driver is very exci ted and says,
> 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'
>
> 'OK' the nun ! say s. 'Pull into the next alley.'
>
> The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would
> Make a hooker blush.
>
> But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
>
> 'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'
>
> 'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess,
> I'm married and I'm Jewish.'
>
> The nun says, 'That's OK.
> My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.
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