Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Funny Punny

Police were called to a day care center
where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

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The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table
was Sir Cumference.

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When fish are in schools
they sometimes take debate.

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The short fortune teller who escaped from prison
was a small medium at large.

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A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement.
He became a hardened criminal.

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When the smog lifts
in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

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The dead batteries were
distributed free of charge.

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When the dentist married the manicurist,
they fought tooth and nail.

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A will, is a dead giveaway.

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A backward poet writes inverse.

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In a democracy it's your vote that counts;
in feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.

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If you don't pay your exorcist
you may get repossessed.
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email of the day from Col. Updraft

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