Thursday, December 13, 2007

Science headlines of the day

.Did Mammoths die off because of a meteor shower 30 000 years ago?

Did Global Warming cause the arctic ice to melt, spurring off the age of the Vikings? Well, don't worry. We now have our revenge. We had to put up with Vikings raping and pillaging, but they have to put up with Algore and Uma Thurmond...

Chicago considers a chicken ban...not, it's not raising fighting cocks it's yuppies wanting to "go natural".
Histoplamosis, anyone? And wait til the yuppies find out that henpoop can spread birdflu to humans.

Bah Humbug to Disney princesses
....is it because they are feisty and feminine,(and always get their man) rather than grim faced feminists who save the planet?
". No need for complicated witch-hunting techniques--pin-prickings and dunkings--in Princessland. All you have to look for is wrinkles."
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Watch it, Barbara, your wrinkles are showing.

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