Ten health problems for Santa

10> Red nose and cheeks...hitting the medicinal brandy to keep warm

9> Black lung, from all that coal dust in the chimneys

8>Tch Tch: Still smoking that pipe

7>Obesity...stomach that shakes like a bowl full of jelly suggests he might have metabolic syndrome or diabetes

6>Lyme disease? all those reindeer ticks...

5>Obesity related high blood pressure and sleep apnea.

4>Exposed to extreme cold, and heat...not to mention altitude sickness from flying too high without oxygen.

3>Exposed to infectious disease from all those kids at the mall.

2>Exercizes only one day a year, sedentary the other 364 days...

1>Macular degeneration? Maybe that's why he squints all the time...

(By Michael Hickford) (headsup Megaman)