Sunday, January 06, 2008

Dustbury on the Iowa caucuses

Excerpt:
* Women who are old enough to get banged by Bill Clinton voted for Obama
* If you're Born again you really do give a Huck
* 495 people outside of San Diego are willing to vote for Duncan Hunter — even though half of them confused him with Duncan Hines
* Romney learned the hard way not to run on good hair in a state full of farm wives that home perm
* The CIA should use Wolf Blitzer, Anderson Cooper, and that old fat bald guy who looks like Gorbachev without the splotches on his head to get confessions out of terror detainees. Spending four hours with this group without liquor protection would break the will of just about anyone.

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Makes me thank God that the local debates are in Tagolog so I can ignore the hype.

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