Saturday, January 05, 2008

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008
Number 10Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8Men have two emotions:Hungry and Horny. If he doesn't seem amorous, make him a sandwich.
Number 7Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,teach a person to use the Internetand they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6Some people are like a Slinky ... Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.
Number 3Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :'Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; What you do today will burn your insides Tomorrow
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