Sunday, April 20, 2008

10 things overheard in NYC when the Pope was there

10 "Sir, when did you realize your Popemobile was missing?"

9 "Hey, pal, take off the hat"

8"He looks a lot Popier in person"

7"Tell you what, since you're the Pope, you can have the Rolex for $20"
6 "Thank you, Heavenly Father, for letting me survive that cab ride"

5 "He wants a tour of all the places they whacked guys on 'The Sopranos'"
4 "Relax, the Virgin Megastore isn't what it sounds like"

3 "I don't care who he is -- he can wait in line for his vanilla latte like the rest of us"

2 "No joke -- I just saw the Pope and two rabbis walk into a bar"

1"Wanna perform a miracle? Help the Knicks win a game"

from david letterman, of course

Right now we're watching him in Yonkers...on EWTN...
looks more like a pep rally...

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