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The Vice Guide to North Korea...no, not a joke. Two jokers with videocameras decide to visit the Hermit Kingdom that they describe as 1930Russia Lite...don't miss the punk rock kareoke session.

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No, that parachute was not from DB Cooper...it dates back to 1945.

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Roger Ebert is back to writing movie reviews, but alas not back to TV after his cancer surgery. WebpageHERE.

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There goes my diet alert....Krispy Creme branch opens in Makati...

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From theAustralianNews:

...six aircraft flying into Sydney airport last Friday night reported being targeted by lasers over a 15-minute period...
Transport Department figures show 325 incidents were reported last year... last Friday's incident at Sydney airport was particularly dangerous because it appeared to be co-ordinated.

Ah, but don't worry:

Your flight is safe from NippleRings...