How to stay sane in an insane world

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2.Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3.Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

5. Don't use any punctuation in your memos.

6. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, and ask for it with a serious face.

8.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

9. Sing Along At The Opera.

and finally:

10. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
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