Kids in church

A little boy was attending his first wedding.

After the service, his cousin asked him, 'How many women can a man marry?'

'Sixteen,' the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.

'How do you know that?'

'Easy,' the little boy said.

'All you have to do is add it up, like the pastor said,

4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer.'
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A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write a sermon.

'How do you know what to say?' he asked.

'Why, God tells me.'

'Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?'
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The Sunday School Teacher asks, 'Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?'

'No sir,' little Johnny replies,

I don't have to. My mom is a good cook.'
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