Physics jokes

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SATTINGER'S LAW
It works better if you plug it in.


1) Hofstadter's Law: "It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account."

2) Morton's Law: "If rats are experimented upon, they will develop cancer."

3) Epstein's Axiom: "With extremely few exceptions, nothing is worth the trouble."

4) Mathis' Rule: "It is bad luck to be superstitious."

5) Laura's Law: "No child throws up in the bathroom."

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