Yup...these jokes were probably old when the book was written a hundred years ago...
The stork is a bird with a great big bill;
He brings us the babies whenever he will ;
Then comes the doctor, and when he is through,
You find that he has a big bill, too.
He who courts and goes away,
May court again another day;
But he who weds and courts girls still
May go to court against his will.
Some men divide their lives between
trying to forget and trying to recover
from the effects of trying to forget.
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