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In Burma, not only did they stop the US from flying in supplies from nearby ships to the cyclone victims, but a local comedian who took in aid on his own has been arrested.
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The President lied, people died...
The revisionists are now claiming that the West was to blame for World War II....
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Will the Surge succeed in quelling violence...in Washington DC?

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Vaccine to stop global warming?

repeat after me:

It's the F***s stupid
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